I’m not big on drinking but I’d really love to do body shots with the salt on her rock hard abs.
Would they think I’m a raving lunatic if I put ‘Pottermore’ as an interests? Law firms are notoriously devoid of humour. Okay this is ridiculous, I’m going to make two CVs. One for my employers and one for my own amusement in which I’ll list all the idiotic things I find witty and save it in the hopes I am magically discovered as a comedic talent someday.
Would it be really gross of me to write ‘amateur photography’ under extracurricular activities? I’m guessing no one will appreciate my sense of humour if I follow that up with ‘Amateur pornography’ too.
I’m guessing my potential employers wont share my morbid sense of humour. So writing ‘2 failed suicide attempts’ under extracurricular activities wont go down well.
Finally at the ripe old age of 21 I am starting to put together a CV. But how do I write one of these things without sounding like an asshole? Thoughts? Anyone?
My dad just gave me the HPV vaccine, I thought it was a regular shot but apparently it has to go right into the muscle and it feels like he maimed my right arm. We had a very awkward conversation about why I need this vaccine. I’m not having sex anytime soon and since HPV is a STD, there’s really no reason for me to get this vaccine. My dad lectured me about how parents greatly underestimate their kids and their innocence but he knows the youth today and I’m in my 20s i.e. He thinks I’m going to have sex real soon. I mean, I’m flattered actually, even I wouldn’t like to fuck myself. I should have just shut up and taken the shot.
I’m getting to that age where there’s no way to look at any picture of yourself from more than 20 years ago without a tinge of melancholy, without a tinge of sadness. Like, “Look at that guy! He was so lost, and so wanting to be found; smoking a cigarette acting like he’s somebody else. Look…
I was going through the Wikipedia entry on wikileaks and it made me LOL that international leaders responsible for policies that affect billions of people waste time calling eachother ‘Harry Potter’ lookalikes:
The entry from Wikipedia(Leaks concerning the Netherlands)
In a diplomatic cable, dated 6 July 2009, Jan Peter Balkenende, Prime Minister of the Netherlands from 2002 to 2010, is described as a “cunning politician”, although ‘at first, he was dismissed as a lightweight “Harry Potter” look-alike, but he has consistently and skillfully delivered Cabinet support for U.S. policy objectives while balancing fragile parliamentary majorities.’ It is also said that his last cabinet was “held together more by fear of early elections than any unity of vision.
White eclectic rustic vintage classic modern living room; ceiling-to-floor shelving and art. Pretty cool. © Sidney Morning Herald
dorky dancing
Whenever I go to parties people are very interested in looking cool and dry hump dancing. That’s totally fine but I kinda wish there was room for dorky dance parties too.
(Source: skittishandscared)
